i platonically want to cuddle you all
fuckingbono: Dorothy is my Soul Sister. We are a single human being, a perfect, genderless entity whose soul was torn asunder and planted within two human bodies, one biologically male and the other biologically female. It was prophesied by the Ancient Ones that only once every hundred millennia is this phenomenon observed in our Universe, and that when the stars align while a full moon is being viewed by both halves of The Chosen One,
something special will take place
om-nom-chompsky: Without Rachel I wouldn’t be here. Literally. She gives birth to me in about 6 years and I am sent back in time 570 years shortly following my birth, but let’s not get into that right now. Rachel is my IRL friend who got me into tumblr in the first place, when I was a confused, scared little pokemon/glee blog. She has large breasts, and this is a defining quality among my group of friends for some reason? But I can see past (or through?) the breast to the True Heart contained within. <3u4ever
locally-famous: Ea is my adorable little gypsy friend. She’s a total hardass thug, and if you mess with her, her posse of Nelson bush hippies will probably fuck you up. She is my seer and mentor in my quest to understand the true meaning of #YOLO, a spiritual concept that sees a lot of judgment and persecution throughout the world. She has contracted me to direct her funeral when she dies. I like to hang out with her because she has a nice booty.
tinybackpack: Rest in peace, love. <3
midworldlanes: This is my Spirit Animal, Greg. Birds of a feather fly together.
anon: I’m so sorry I forgot to include you, anon! I get more messages in my ask from you than anyone else, even if most of them are trying to get me to go to some weird website (I usually just ignore them, actually… sorry!). Follow4ever.