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stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

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  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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kingjuliene:

Cop: haha spell attic

Me: A-T-T-I-C

Cop: haha its funny cause you wont be seeing any titties

Cop: you’re going to fucking jail

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super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

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tylerchokely:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

tylerchokely:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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~ Thursday, May 22 ~
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~ Saturday, May 10 ~
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brandiwhine:


there’s this rock at my uni that anyone can paint on whenever they want and this is what someone painted on it today and i know i am typing in lowercase but i was legit freaking out when i saw it

a sign from the heavens

brandiwhine:

there’s this rock at my uni that anyone can paint on whenever they want and this is what someone painted on it today and i know i am typing in lowercase but i was legit freaking out when i saw it

a sign from the heavens


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~ Friday, May 9 ~
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~ Wednesday, May 7 ~
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